“That young girl,” [Marvin] added unexpectedly, “is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.”

“Monopoly. Everybody had it. Nobody liked it…and it’s simple why. Here’s what everyone here has been like at one point during a game of Monopoly: BAM Fuck this game! It’s four in the morning Grandma, YOU WIN!
I’m sitting on Baltic with crap! I’m paying luxury tax out the ass! Oh, and where’d you get the pink fifties? I hate it when you’re the banker Grandma. Don’t touch me Grandpa, ‘Nana’s a cheating whoooore!”